Vip Giveaway

[over9k. 110]

JOKE !!!! 

[DudeImDanny 0]

I NEEEEED VIP PLEASE

[KingMike73 42]

Challenge Accepted.

1) A Mexican magician tells the audience, that he will disappear on the count of three. He says, " uno, dos ..." *poof*  ..... He disappeared without a tres.

2) What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

one has claws at the end of its paws; the other  is a pause at the end of a clause.

3) Whats the difference between your mom and a rooster?

the rooster says "cook-a-doodle doo" while your mom says "any-cook-will-do"

4) What did the mother tomato say to the baby tomato as they were running to catch the bus?

"Ketchup"

5) What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

"Aye matey"

[microcon 8]

No a senior yet, but may be soon.

[Tannerr23 0]

You mess with a crabo, you get a stabo

[intheend24 10]

Me: Tell me a joke

Friend: Your life

Me: I told you to tell a joke, not a tragedy

[ItsYeBoi2016 14]

A patatoe flew around my room before I wrote this

 

Dat was my shitty joke ( takes a bow in front of his Teddy bear because He has no Friend or Hobbys :'(  )

 

[DeoV 25]

Why'd the chicken cross the road ? to get to the over side

[TheArmKing 59.9k]

Me : Dude  , tell me a joke for this giveaway 

Friend : Um , your face ?

Me: Takes a selfie 

 

 

[Shyriu1985 151]

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally ?