General Javi Tech's Clash of Clans Rant >: (

FateEX · February 13, 2015

Clash of Clans and I are in a love-hate relationship. The app is well made, great fan base, extraordinary concepts, awesome performance, excellent gamer support, and is an overall fantastic F2P mobile game. However, it can get VERY frustrating at times, the opposite of what games aim to accomplish haha

Here are some of the issues I face:

It sometimes feels like there aren't enough builders
Losing a clan war by 1-2 stars
Getting 49% in a battle
Getting 99% in clan war
Skipping your ideal base when searching for bases to raid
Placing a troop because you tapped the "SKIP" button too late
Accidentally dropping a troop by scrolling around a person's base
Misplacing a spell/troop when moving the map around during battle
Not having the right troops or not having enough troops when you come across an ideal base
Getting revenged as soon as you log off
Not having enough resources to keep your builders working
When your villagers "get tired"
Accidentally research the wrong troop
Waging war with a clan that totally outclasses yours
When your clanmates don't use both of their attacks in a war
Not using your attacks in time before a clan war ends
Losing 20+ trophies AND 200,000+ Gold/Elixir in a defense battle
Gaining 20+ trophies but losing 200,000+ Gold/Elixir in a defense battle
Losing a battle because the enemy had wizards or a dragon in their Clan Castle
Losing a battle to a village with a lower Town Hall Level than you
When your troops suddenly act dumber than a potato and die because they totally ignore the wizard tower to attack an army camp on the other side of the map
Spamming 10 or more troops on top of a big bomb
Accidentally place a troop because you fell asleep
Losing a battle because you fell asleep
WIZARD AI... need I say more