General Alas... It has happened.. (Story Time with Jan)

ItsJanJan · June 5, 2015

And alas.... I have returned from my two week endeavor from Miami to Dallas and then back to London and it feels good to be back...

So let's just skip the part where I wait 7 hours for the bloody airplane because there was a bloody delay and the 14 hour flight that took way too long, especially when you thought getting a first class ticket would give you peace and quiet but NO, there just had to be someone right next to you who snores a bunch but hey? You win some, you lose some right?

Anyways, as I landed in Miami and rushing to get my luggage again, to get it checked in because of 2 hour time frame I have to catch my connecting flight to Dallas. Going past through customs and immigration was the bane of my existence because constantly, I'm being asked the same questions over and over again... Until 30 minutes later, I had to rush through everything and finally I got to my gate just in time.

Feeling all nackered from running through the airport, I sat down feeling like I just want to die and pass out. A girl right behind me started laughing like there was no tomorrow and the look on my face was just dead serious. Since there was another delay again with my flight, I'm over here actually making "Banter" with her. Getting to know each other and throwing out innuendos out there, just fully made my night, since here I was thinking ''Oh, I'm never ever gonna see her ever again anyways, so why the hell not right?".

Moving to the topic of where our final destinations are going to be and what not... We ended up being on the same flight and then having seats next to each other? What a coincidence right? So we threw a little bit more banter here and there, having to deal with another 4 hour flight, she fell asleep on my arm... AND OBVIOUSLY Doing that "Sneaky" ninja move where you put your arm around some and just cuddle the life out of them was what I did... Fast forward to the constant ordering of Heineken and Tomato Juice from the flight attendant because my left arm felt as like nothing-ness... I felt my arm disappear. #DontCuddleForOver4Hours

Thank you based Jesus for letting her wake up sooner or later. Fast forwarding an hour later, we got off the plane, got our luggage together and said our goodbyes, just to make this ''Last'' time seeing her, being the dramatic person that I am at times... As she walked away, I grabbed her arm and then pulled her closer towards, whilst my arms begin to intertwine around her waist... I look her in the eyes and asked her ''Will I ever see you again?'', doing my best to hold in my laugh, she caught my bluff and looked me straight in the eye and said ''Don't laugh.'' God damn it did I laugh so hard but her being the lovely and banter-ful person that she is... She walked away and said "Maybe" and winked.

Dear based Jesus, when my manager and a few of my co workers came to pick me up, I just had this stupid grin on my face the whole time, even whilst I was unpacking and getting ready for a photoshoot in the next few hours. Fast forwarding to how tempting it was to get so much food because Amurca gives butt loads of portions for their food and just thinking of our Jane Doe... Who knew... Two days after another photoshoot, I felt a slap across the head when I was grocery shopping at a Walmart for salad. eggs and chicken breast (Because being paid to stand around with your arms around your head whilst 6 flood lights are facing your face is a stupid job). Turning around to confront the piece of shit that slapped me across the head... There she was... Being all baffled, she talked about how she lived here with her family and blah blah blah.

Fast forward going on little dates with her, missing some of my photoshoots, being fed fast food and getting almost daily visits from her so that we could just cook together, watch Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande on YouTube was probably something I didn't expect AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN TWO PEOPLE ARE LEFT TOGETHER IN A ROOM TOGETHER AND THEY VERY MUCH LIKE EACH OTHER... Let's just say when house keeping would come over, I would constantly ask for new bed sheets and pillow cases because Great Success, on being her first

Probably the best two weeks of my life, not to mention meeting a couple of stoners (Who are now like my best of friends if I ever visit Texas) who so happen to live in a very lovely mini mansion with various amounts of ''Apparatuses'' that are used for...