Introduction Allow myself to introduce.................myself....

TripleSixx · May 27, 2015

I'm about 4 inches long and I live in swampy,stag pools of water, I feed off your blood, I have two heads both fitted with microscopic mouths filled with razor sharp teeth shaped like hooks, I've been known to drink the blood of kings.....................but I wasn't the one on the bastards penis........... That was my cousin third removed, upon drinking kings blood (again not from a penis) I get tossed into a fire pot while mumbling something along with some bastards name and this sacrifice will end up changing foreseeable events into even more foreseeable events leading to that bastards untimely murder committed by old ladies and homosexual pimps!!!! But hey, I do wanna thank you guys for you effort and making my gaming a lot more tolerable!!!!