Spotify 15 Premium Accounts Giveaway! [ENDED]

[Kkura_Epyc 1.2k]

Prize:

 
- 15 Winners of 2 months Spotify premium account!
 
Instructions:
 
- Just comment your best joke.   
- Hit "  " button to get high chance of winning lol   

- You can comment up to 3 entries (Btw don't spam)   
- No racist jokes or get DQ   
 
Note:
 
- Me or other admins will choose the Winners.   

- Once Winners have been chosen, i will PM you and you will need to PM me back if you want to choose your account name and password
- Or you can give your account to me (If you trust me  )

- And when your Premium Account expired you can PM me to renew your account for another 2 months premium again   
- If you have any questions about this Giveaway or Anything else just PM me   
 
End Time:
 
4 days from now, it will end 4:00 pm (GMT+8)   

 

 

Sorry i know this is early to your deadline but Here are the winners!

iSolo

ezio323

mimi

jandeniel

GCudi

PeterZ

j0nny852

gankoba

Arronh

ZahirSher

p0pinLinux

mraz107

+ecaxcruise

Shyriu1985

Garv

Change of plan, you'll need to PM me to your User and Password due to i cannot PM you all Thankyou

Updated May 23, 2015 by AndreiCura

[LookOut 3.4k]

Those are just 3 one/two-liners I find kind of amusing

 

#1

A roman legionnaire walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Five beers, please."

 

#2

Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

 

#3

-What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

-Aye Matey.

[Kkura_Epyc 1.2k]

Those are just 3 one/two-liners I find kind of amusing

 

#1

A roman legionnaire walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Five beers, please."

 

#2

Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

 

#3

-What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

-Aye Matey.

I think i have only 1 winner lol

[Shadroid 0]

#1

Mom: My son is so caring about his girlfriends beauty, I overheard him say he was going to give her a facial!

#2

Smoking weed is illegal... but then again, so is most of the music on your iPod.

#3

Q: how do you make seven an even number?

A: remove the "s" from the word seven.

#4

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them. Life is hard for the visually impaired.

#5

A falling battery killed a man today. It was charged with murder.

[ezio323 1]

i like to be winner

[iSolo 2]

Why was the computer so tired when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive!

 

"Dad, can you write in the dark?"

"I think so. What is it you want me to write?"

 

"Your name on this report card."

 

[Zahir 394.2k]

 

Edit: you live in Malaysia, Singapore?

[Yoshinoxl 227]

What is spotify?

[ecaxcruise 550]

me please me please !

[PeterZ 1]

1#

Microwave is a hand gesture performed by a midget

2#

-Are you well?

-Yes.

-No, you're a person.

3#

*Police officer stops driver for speeding*

-Do you know why I pulled you over?

-No.

-You were speeding.

-Oh...

-Can I see your license?

-I don't have one.

-Right. Can I see the proof of ownership of this car?

-It's not my car.

-Where's the owner?

-I killed him, he's in the trunk.

*Officer calls commissioner over*

*As commissioner arrives officer leaves*

-Is everything alright sir?

-Yes, I'm fine, thank you.

-Officer told me that you stole this car, killed it's owner, and don't even have a license.

-Oh, those are lies.

*Shows license, proof of ownership and empty trunk to the commissioner*

-I bet he told you that I was speeding as well...