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[Justin13902 3]

I don't have a joke but I gotta say your profile picture is so purdy.

[Bossx2 4.9k]

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well known six offender.

[Skitzy16 32]

Can't get pic to upload  

Updated June 28, 2017 by Skitzy16

[Bossx2 4.9k]

What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

[CaseyShae 1]

What do ducks smoke?

Quack

Haha... someone date me please...

[Bossx2 4.9k]

Why can’t a bike stand on its own? It’s two tired.

[Tituspj 0]

I bought a wooden whistle 

But it wooden whistle

I bought a steel whistle

But it steel wooden whistle

Then I bought a lead whistle

But it steel wooden lead me whistle

Updated June 28, 2017 by Tituspj

[iNomi 27]

@CaseyShae

I'll date you ?? ello ello. 

 

anyways. A Somalian, an Indian and a Pakistani are in need of a a printer but it needed fixing. 

The Somalian starts working on the printer and the Pakistani says "oh what does this bloody idiot know about fixing printers..." 

The indian replied; "oh don't worry he's a tech wizard, he knows what he's doing"

the Pakistani then goes on to ask ; "wow, so he used to work in IT???"

the Indian replies;  No, he used to be a wizard..."

[itzEllis 2]

me winning thats funny 

 

Updated June 28, 2017 by itzEllis

[nickyd365z 0]

Two friends are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married for 35 years.”