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It's been a while since I've done one of these.    The rules are simple; - One joke per post (anything too long I'll skip over it) - Jokes can be dark, but keep the profanity to a

Fortunatusprinz
Fortunatusprinz

LONG TIME AGO, PEOPLE WHO SACRIFICE THEIR SLEEP, THEIR FAMILY, FOOD, LAUGHTER, AND OTHER JOYS OF LIFE WERE CALLED "SAINTS" BUT NOW, THEY ARE CALLED "HACKER"

Skitzy16
Skitzy16

I'd tell u a real funny joke... But i don't think u could hack it!!

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A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

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3 hours ago, TheArmKing said:

i am so good at sleeping i can do it with my eyes closed 

Also , i never get pocket money from my parents ... 

Yesterday a thief broke in looking for money in da house so i started searching with him

 

A blonde enters a library and shouts "can i have a cheesy burger + fries please" and the librarian tells her that its a library . the she whispers " can i have a cheesy burger + fries please"

straight from the internet i see xD

 

Just now, Doesthismatter said:

My friend told me  , Believe me :sad:

 

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      Modded/Hacked App: Last Day on Earth: Survival By Andrey Pryakhin
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      iTunes Link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/last-day-on-earth-survival/id1241932094

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      Modded/Hacked App: Night Hunt: The Vampire Tower By Mirrormagic Games Ltd
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      Modded/Hacked App: Night Hunt: The Vampire Tower By Mirrormagic Games Ltd
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      App Store Link: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/night-hunt-the-vampire-tower/id6746669165?uo=4

       


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      Modded/Hacked App: Gladiators・Survival in Rome By Colossi Games Ltd
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      iTunes Store Link: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/gladiators-survival-in-rome/id1559909807?uo=4


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