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TheNuNu27 · June 28, 2017

You want a joke? Ok here's a joke, anyone who laughs at these overused jokes from the internet is crazy

Bossx2 · June 28, 2017

I am so bad at making jokes but let me try

The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.

eyjey29 · June 28, 2017

A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, ‘You should’ve been here at 8.30!’ He replies. ‘Why? What happened at 8.30?’

Bossx2 · June 28, 2017

If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.

Doesthismatter · June 28, 2017

My friend told me , Believe me

joe root · June 28, 2017

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Doesthismatter · June 28, 2017

3 hours ago, TheArmKing said:

i am so good at sleeping i can do it with my eyes closed

Also , i never get pocket money from my parents ...

Yesterday a thief broke in looking for money in da house so i started searching with him

A blonde enters a library and shouts "can i have a cheesy burger + fries please" and the librarian tells her that its a library . the she whispers " can i have a cheesy burger + fries please"

straight from the internet i see