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[TheNuNu27 117]

You want a joke? Ok here's a joke, anyone who laughs at these overused jokes from the internet is crazy

[Bossx2 4.9k]

I am so bad at making jokes but let me try 

The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.

[eyjey29 137]

A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, ‘You should’ve been here at 8.30!’ He replies. ‘Why? What happened at 8.30?’

[Bossx2 4.9k]

 If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.

[Doesthismatter 1.3k]

My friend told me  , Believe me 

[joe root 70]

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

[Doesthismatter 1.3k]

3 hours ago, TheArmKing said:

i am so good at sleeping i can do it with my eyes closed 

Also , i never get pocket money from my parents ... 

Yesterday a thief broke in looking for money in da house so i started searching with him

 

A blonde enters a library and shouts "can i have a cheesy burger + fries please" and the librarian tells her that its a library . the she whispers " can i have a cheesy burger + fries please"

straight from the internet i see

 

Just now, Doesthismatter said:

My friend told me  , Believe me 

 

[Aspect 196]

How did DiDa's kids cross the road?

He forgot to change his pair of socks that morning 

[Bossx2 4.9k]

How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet.

[MIWA7X 13]

Patient: "Doctor doctor! Everywhere I touch it hurts!"

Doctor: "You have a broken finger, sir."