Pokemon Go - Simplified, Helpful, Numbnutz Guide

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So, the hype is real huh? Well, I've gathered a few quick nice 'n easy tricks from here & there over the past week that I thought I'd share with you. Im nice like that!

 

Anyway, to cover every usual question and the not so much neverlasting wonders of how to catch super-mega-stronk-of-doom Pokemons.

 

 

1. What can I do to level up faster?

Answer: In my experience after 3 accounts to 20, the best thing to do first is to find a place where there's (2x or more pokestops) so close togheter, that you don't have to move to use them. It's even better if there's more people that's using "Lures" on them.

This way, you can stand still while a bunch of Pokemons simply, appear like magic on your screen. This way, you can keep throwing thoose awesome misses, and keep getting new Poke(balls) every 10-15 minutes, now that's magic!

 

2. I don't have any more Poke(balls) or Berries, do I really need to buy new ones?

Answer: See number 1.

 

3: I see people with super-mega-stronk-of-doom Pokemons, how'd one go around and catch one of thoose sweetbits?

Answer: The best thing is to follow step 1 untill probably about Lv.8 and then start exploring. Once you hit thoose higher pitches on the level scale, Pokemons will start appearing in higher CP. 

 

4. Which gym should I choose?

Answer: The one that shines brightest in the dark... No seriously, pick whatever you like, doesn't affect your gameplay in any way.

 

5. Some gym leaders pokemon are CRAZEH high CP, how am I ever going to beat that?

Answer: Well as probably 80% of everyone in the hype DID NOT play Pokemon while it was "Nerdy" they probably don't know the difference between weakness and strength. For example, Grass -> Stone. It depends on the matchup. My 900 Starmie kicked a Badass 2650 Charizard without any problems at all. ( It's all in the finger, *Wink wink )

 

6. The servers are down, HELP!

Answer: Normally you'd get the reply ( Super, go get some sun outside in the real world ) that just don't fit here. Kickback and relax, Niantic is doing their best to sort everything out so we all can be happy geeks again.

 

 

To be sure to stay tuned with server status, you can check out this place.