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May I suggest how to REALLY upgrade your phone? First you have to walk to your local Apple Store and ask the manager for "the good shit". Hell tell you not to open it until you get home, follow these instructions, when you arrive home without getting run over by Hillary supporters, open the box and receive a wooden sword marked "it's dangerous to go alone, take this" after this load up your Pokemon go and location spoofer and place your character in the back storage room of the same Apple Store, immediately after grab your most nearby controller (Some tv remotes may work) and punch in the the konami code. You'll get a never before seen usb that will fit into your phones charger port, It will load screen with two options Sploooge and bleach.

 

[End 1] So you chose bleach... Now check under your bed and you'll find the bleach anime in dvd, the entire manga collection and some actual Great value brand bleach, GG

 

[End 2] SPLOOOGE, anyway this is for the new iPhone, just like with the bleach ending check under your bed, and you'll find a coupon for your local haircut place, though don't be deceived, find any MALE with a pony tail and give to him. He will hand you your spoils. The IPhone 69, running full Jailbreak.

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May I suggest how to REALLY upgrade your phone? First you have to walk to your local Apple Store and ask the manager for "the good shit". Hell tell you not to open it until you get home, follow these instructions, when you arrive home without getting run over by Hillary supporters, open the box and receive a wooden sword marked "it's dangerous to go alone, take this" after this load up your Pokemon go and location spoofer and place your character in the back storage room of the same Apple Store, immediately after grab your most nearby controller (Some tv remotes may work) and punch in the the konami code. You'll get a never before seen usb that will fit into your phones charger port, It will load screen with two options Sploooge and bleach.

 

[End 1] So you chose bleach... Now check under your bed and you'll find the bleach anime in dvd, the entire manga collection and some actual Great value brand bleach, GG

 

[End 2] SPLOOOGE, anyway this is for the new iPhone, just like with the bleach ending check under your bed, and you'll find a coupon for your local haircut place, though don't be deceived, find any MALE with a pony tail and give to him. He will hand you your spoils. The IPhone 69, running full Jailbreak.

Thats some detailed description shit right there.

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