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KyosukeNanbu

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  1. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
    None – It’s a hardware problem. 😉

    1. Ahmzzz

      Ahmzzz

      What if its programing a machine to change bulbs? :p

  2. Today I made my first money as a programmer….     I sold my laptop. 🤣

  3. Things aren’t always #000000 and #FFFFFF

    1. tien0246

      tien0246

      So we got #777777

    2. SubSeven

      SubSeven

      rip thumb

  4. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.. 😅

  5. Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts too many bugs. 😜

    1. Max-Q

      Max-Q

      LULendeed lol

  6.  

    I’ve got a really good UDP joke to tell you, but I don’t know if you’ll get it 😉

    1. IamJellal

      IamJellal

      Ya Got me, it was a lost packet 😧

  7. There are only 10 kinds of people. Those that understand binary and those that don't.

    1. Puddin

      Puddin

      Yes sir

  8. SELECT * FROM users WHERE have_clue = 'y'

    (0 row(s) affected)

    1. Puddin

      Puddin

      Sql database

  9. Knock, knock. Who’s There? Very long pause… “Java.” 😬

    1. Puddin

      Puddin

      I don’t understand 

    2. tien0246

      tien0246

      Lmao. Python 🥶

    3. SubSeven

      SubSeven

      npm init

  10. 99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs, you take one down and patch it around, 125 little bugs in the code 

  11. Happy Easter to all of the iOSGods community! ♥️

    1. Kobina

      Kobina

      wait it is easter already? Time moves so fast

       

    2. KyosukeNanbu

      KyosukeNanbu

      lol you’re not wrong 🤣

    3. Starfield
  12. I’m so lucky to be part of such an amazing community! Thank you iOSGods team and members! Much love! ♥️

  13. I’m going on 5 years in this community and I just want to take a minute to thank the admins, modders and the whole iOSGods community for putting so much effort into giving us an incredible gaming experience! Most people don’t realize the time it takes out of their lives, the dedication to keeping this going and the effort that it takes to keep mods updated as well as to find/create new ones. So thank you for everything! :iOSGods:

  14. Woah, going to be 5 years using iOSGods this coming year. Just want to say thank you to the modders, admins, and the whole community for making this all possible. I hope everyone has an amazing 2024! 

    1. Rook

      Rook

      Thank you for supporting us throughout all these years! ❤️

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