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Teacher asked me once what XIV meant. I couldn't read roman numerials so I shrugged it off. She got mad at me and told me to give her an answer. I told her I didn't know. She she told me to study it tonight before bed. I came back the next morning and she said " how'd you do? " I told her "I'm gonna ace my test today!" She smiled at me and said " good luck " as she handed me the test. 2 minutes passed and I was the first in the class to finish the test. I bring it back to the teacher and she tries to open the pages of the test pecket. They are sealed tightly shut " did you glue this? " she asked. I said " No Ma'am. " she looks at me confused " then why is it stuck together " she asked. I smiled and said " you told me to study so I did, i studied from XIV all the way to XXX " I stare her dead in the eye " I can teach you a thing or two ya know "

When I was younger I wanted a hamster, so I went to the swap meet and I found a weird looking Latino guy selling hamsters. He looked trust worthy I asked " how much for the pair of hamsters? " he smiled and replied " I usually sell them for 15$ but for you 10$ " I smile and hand him a 10$ bill and I take the hamsters home with me. Night passed and I looked inside the hamsters cage and see tiny brown balls. I assumed they were feces and proceeded to try to take them out of the cage. I then get bit by a hamster and i start freaking out. The balls roll over and they are baby hamsters. I was in awe at the babies, I was just about to take a picture when all of a sudden one of the hamsters started eating the babies! I was shocked! " Why are you doing that! " I tried taking the baby out of the hamsters mouth as it ran out of the cage, it had killed all the babies. I found the hamsters that had the babies and placed them in a bag. I proceeded to return the hamsters to the same guy that sold them and he said " sorry no refunds " I stare him dead in the eye and say " look man, you didn't sell me no damn hamsters you sold me spawns of Satan! Take them back or I will unleash them on the other hamsters! " Long story short i got I got my refund and a free hamster

I once asked a girl to rate me 0 out of 10. She looked at me up and down and said " your a 6 " I laughed and she said rate me 0-10. I begin looking at her up and down I begin to smile and I replied " 8 for sure " and she started laughing saying " no silly I'm bigger than that " my smile slowly fades as I said " excuse me? " she laughs and points down saying " aren't we talking about our packages? " I turned around and never spoke to him again.

I walked into a bar when I got outta work and asked for a drink. As I waited I eyed this super cute girl. She eyed me back, they finally hand me my drink I never took my eyes off her. I chugged the drink like a professional and licked my lips. She smiles and comes to my table. A gentleman walks inside and proceeds to the table where she was sitting. She finally gets to my table and leans on a chair in front of me saying " is this seat taken? " I said " sure, have a seat " and she smiled and takes it saying " thanks, my boyfriend just walked in " I was shocked. I asked the bartender for another beer and a guy walks up to me saying " is this seat taken? " I replied " no, go ahead and take it. The guy smiled and started feeling on my leg as he sat next to me " oh I will " he replied. Ive never ran outta a bar so fast in my life, I almost forgot to pay for my drinks I wish this was a joke

A joke... right... short straight and to the point... like the 6" subs Jared is eating in prison.. damn I'm hungry

Lady came into my restaurant the other day angry, slamming a box on the front counter register " what's the problem ma'am? " I asked. She said " I ordered these cookies and they were cold! I said I wanted a tote! A tote is supposed to be fresh!! " she yelled in my face. I look down and feel the cookies, I begin counting them and there was only 9 in the box. I told her " Ok no problem, we will bake you 9 fresh cookies " I replied calmly. Lady starting freaking out and yelled louder at me " a tote has 13 cookies! " she screamed at the top of her lungs as spit flew into my face. I look back down and recount " yes ma'am but there's only 9 in here, how long ago did you order? " I replied. Lady stares me dead in the eye " one and a half hours ago " she said calmly. I look at the managers, " so she ordered cookies an hour ago and complains just now that they are cold " managers go behind the monitors and start busting out laughing. I smile at the lady and I slowly tilt my hand and the entire box falls in the trash beside me. Lady looks at me like I'm crazy. I told her " you didn't expect a dozen more cookies plus these ones did you? Make a new batch for the lady! Next customer " I yelled back at the crew, as I proceeded to help someone else. This is is not a joke, this was my late night shift

Thanks for the reply. Once my check kicks in I'll definitely be sending you a PM about stacking my VIP thank you

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Same as above ^ if I buy will it carry on. As I just got 3 months worth will I have six? Or will i have to wait for my 3 months to be up before purchasing again

Wow I haven't installed a hacked game in awhile, I've been wanting this hack back in it's earlier days. Thanks DiDa

Yes you can. I have done it. Downloaded the game on android and iPhone and linked my iPhone first. Then went to android and linked as well, then deleted and downloaded the hacked version ( gems don't work but hero points do and sun hack works, works in online mode too ) after opening every available H pack I check my iPhone and my points were -99999 meaning I owed back the point but I kept the cards. Also can be used in online to get gems for rank ups easily. Remember to keep both accounts linked to FB for it to work.

Doubt it. The game has multiplayer, and It's part of a popular franchise, maybe offline hacks for Insta win or something.

I suppose it can't be updated anymore

Game updated for Halloween event asking for an update please

Is it working ? Or updated ?

I guess since the text in the file system are in Japanese, only reason I can think of.

Updated to 1.2.0 there's an error that automatically kicks back to the start screen because of the hack. Unplayable at the moment.

It's supposed to say that if you are on iOS 9 or later so long as you finished with result code 0

Played with the hack all day today and I must say great job, everything works flawlessly, can't wait for an English version Amazing work

Trying this bad boy ????

Alrighty thanks I appreciate the reply

True but anyway to update the older one for iOS 8 ;o i got a device running on 8.1.2

Name of app you want hacked: Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate ninja blazing Version of the app: Version 1.1.1 iTunes URL for the app: https://itunes.apple...o=4&at=1010lce4 * Patcher hack * Requested features: - God mode - High Damage - Skip enemy turn - Currency ( probably not possible ) - Stamnia hack ( possibly same as currency ) - Exp hack ( for player or for enhancing ) - Speed multiplier - Auto win any hack is fine by me I just really love this game but 40 Stamnia a run for an impossible to beat mission lol... Jailbroken X32/x64 iOS 8 Hack was posted on regular requests but no reply from hackers Hack update request ! Thank you!