Shadroid

#1 Mom: My son is so caring about his girlfriends beauty, I overheard him say he was going to give her a facial! #2 Smoking weed is illegal... but then again, so is most of the music on your iPod. #3 Q: how do you make seven an even number? A: remove the "s" from the word seven. #4 Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them. Life is hard for the visually impaired. #5 A falling battery killed a man today. It was charged with murder.

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