"The Wild" story part 2

WolfDesigns · January 14, 2015

Happy readings :thumbsup:

Driving away from this chaotic town some of the "DEFORMED" was blocking my exit and just when I was going backwards to take another route a different creature appeared. They weren't deformed. One more ugly annoying creature that I had to deal with. Besides being extremely ugly; I mean so ugly that if they walked in a bank they'll turn off the camera ugly, their skin was just like Professor Kenway's after he died; pale and rotting with an added bonus of DAM YOU UGLY!! They wore torn clothing. Looks like the torn parts of clothing was cause of being bitten repeatedly. This would also explain why flesh or other body features were missing. Maybe, it was the citizens? Dammit, I just got this car. Oh well, I really do hope my car insurance covers zombie attack. Dashing out the door I hid my self in a dark alleyway, being chased by very slow zombies. Yet do I questioned their speed at the time, HELL NO, I was more concerned over me surviving. When I got to the end of the other part I found the ugly squad again. Good thing they haven't noticed me at all. The weather changed from clear to God why you do this to me right now, aka heavy rainfall. Which reduced my vision in half. In addition to that it made everything slippery and wet. I looked around to see anyway of escape. Then a Squeaky voice appeared, alright do you see that broken fire escape. God?, I responded. Can't be God I'm not dead yet nor does God have a voice like that. Squeaky voice, how you know that and focus on the jump. Another voice pops out of my head, this one deeper, it said, don't do it, you'll only break a leg. Squeaky voice, no he won't. Deeper, yes he will. No, he won't. Yes, he will. Shut up, Shut up, Shut up! Stop talking to me. Squeaky; Oh... snap you dead, now. Look around. When I look around both sides of the alleyway were filled airheads wanting to rip me apart. Dam those scientist. All of there ancestors must number in billions; its hard to believe that so many people are to blame for producing those nerds. Squeaky voice, now my turn to talk. ALRIGHT, ALRight, alright!!! Do you see that Carolina Blue colored recycling bin. Yeah. Hell never make it. GTFO! Really? No, yes just don't listen to him. We gonna live today. Ok but what do I do? Well you call those things an airhead and look at yourself. Jesus Christ just pull the recycling bin to the fire escape and jump. Ok, 1...2..ohoooohooh, shi...something's moving this recycling bin. Bam! Just before the cart had fallen I managed to grab the railings. I take a quick glimpse down and see a zombie leaving the recycling bin. When I was about to pull myself up, a deformed grabbed my leg and pulls me down. My hands were just to slippery and weak to continue gripping tightly the rails, and then I fell a hands grabbing mine at the time my mind had given up and shut down to accept the inevitable. Inevitable was it? Then why am I in this room? My blurry eyesight saw a figure coming towards me. My body's reaction was crawl into the corner of the bed with my hands over my head, plus my mind said, Mercy, mercy is what I ask of you please... Mercy? Fool, you ain't dead. I separated my arms to take a quick look at who's talking. Well at least you ain't dead yet. Squeaky? I'm not squeaky I'm Carla and that my total downer brother, Dida. But...how? I accidentally dropped my Talkie-Wilkie down there. When I saw you I figured it's the perfect time to fool around. Perfect, time! You could've gotten me killed! But did and if it wasn't for me you would have been dead a long time ago. So what are we going to do now. Oh there's no we, Dida says while getting up from the couch. Yes there is, Carla yelled. Most of the zombies have left the city and we should too. How long have I been asleep for? Carla replied, about one and a half day. Here's your gun. I have my axe and DiDa has his bat. He really loves hitting people, no matter the team. Is there anyone that might have survived? Yes, I said. Where he at. Well... After riding "our" motor cycles that we "found" or DiDa killed all of the riders with his bat. They laughed of how we were going to die. But when then they grabbed Carla DiDa anger raised. He yelled, "Let go of my sister." The fat thug said, " don't worry boy well just take real good car of her. DiDa gripped his bat, and smashed it across the fat thugs face into the glass of the store next to us. The other four guys ran to attack. I shot one them in the legs then multiple times on the torso making sure where I shot wasn't lethal enough to kill him now. Carla cut off the arm of one of the thug that attempted to hurt DiDa and then the other arms; once she did the that she slashed off his legs to die in a couple of minutes. Which she medically healed his so he wouldn't die too soon. The other two thugs tried to save his friend from Carla. I shot one in the left leg and DiDa charged up to them hitting the guy that I shot in the face, while hitting the other guy in the duck. He leaned forward covering his penis with his hands. DiDa used this to his advantage and slams the bat in the back of his head. Splat! Soon after making contact with the floor, blood came out like water balloon exploding. DiDa came back to the guy Carla took cared of and carefully carved a nice smiley big old face in his neck. "Dam don't want to get on his bad side", I told myself. We managed to get "unnoticed" by of Z's (DiDa killed them while screaming iOS God right here). When I asked what/why he shout it out and his anger issues. Carla told me that he had a website called iOSGods.com and someone with the username D3vlish was going to beat him at Top Online Users. So...is that your friends house? Yes. He might have wifi as well (DiDa looks at me, with a grin on his face and wide opened eyes). Knock. Knock. Knock. Yo Steve. Hold I'm playing with Brian! Which Brian rich or ghetto! Rich Brian! I got a new game, it's called " The Wild" it's a mixture of Day-Z and Rust, plus a little like the forest. (Opens door) well why didn't you say so. Steve meet Carla and DiDa. Carla and... DiDa grabs Steve and looks at his Minecraft box head hat/mask and yell in a deep batman like voice he yelled, I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, I KNOW WHERE YOU STASH YOUR GAMES, SO GIVE ME WiFi!!!!! Just don't hurt my babies alright. Ok then, tell me your password. My password is ToonuvaGames. Thank you, DiDa says. Yes, still 8 days ahead of her DiDa says softly. Carla asked Stev if he wears the mask all the time. Steve replies to her "what mask". "Ok then",says Carla. Exiting out the bathroom as rich Brian plays his two-cent music sayings what's up and who are they. Well if you haven't noticed this town been infected by Zombies. "Awesome", says Steve. Not awesome, I said back. Any way let me take my iPearpad 9 and see what's going on the world. I'd recommend following @dasn12 on Twitt to get the updates on the upcoming stories. We all watch the screen like a chocolate addict eating watching the chocolate special on food channel. There's twit with a video link with a title that says, how the Apocalypse started. As we watch the link by Samuraicookiemonster on utube we were surprise of what the utuber had to say. Hi guys today I'm going to elucidate on what started the Z-attack...skipped 5 seconds forward. It all started with the army's MK ULTRA project from years ago. Which is sometimes referred to CIA's mind control program; due to its attempt to brainwash human. It was officially halted in 1973. However the program engaged in many illegal activities. Scientist were intruded to make drugs. The drugs contained mixtures of a acid chemical with element 116. this new drug made the "lab rats" turn pale but stronger. Each time the experiment resulted in lab rats died after a few minutes of insulting the new drug. Some of declassified reports stated that over 1000 many people died. This included the scientists that performed the experiment. What is weird about this sub project is that about 200 scientist participated only 14% are alive today. So what happened to the other 86%? Well they either died from being attacked or "disappeared" to find their bodies dug under a thick tree infested area. So instead of mind control the combination a large amount and drugs injected into its victim which hours later started to have an effect on a human's body making them stronger but berserk and into a new creature that looks like a deformed human. They also have the ability to infect humans turning them into brain dead zombies. "Ok, anyone want to go to my private island and Partai until this is over!!", says Brian. Everyone looks at each other and at the same time we all responded yes. Except DiDa he asked if there was Wifi there; then he took it back. We get into the shiny customized sports car with gold rims and do drive-by shootings at the zombies and the deformed. If we didn't hit them then DiDa either smashed them or we ran over them. Basically my crew was the most badass group in this city. Basically we supported each other; (DiDa - emo support) (Brian - money support) (Carla - booty support) (Steve - Minecraft support?) (Me - Gun support). Once we got to the mansion that was filled with gadgets that weren't even out. Most of it beautifully carved with the most detailed and elegant work I had ever seen. We quick pass Mac King's burger, arcade town, a gaming company, and entered an old world war 2 helicopter. Our pilot was Chuck Norris. Chuck fuking NORRIS. This made me wonder how rich is rich Brain?! Man he was so fun to talk to, I even played cards. Everything was going smoothly until some sneaky chipmunks that boarded our helicopter before we left, carved out a message on the front glass. Their message was "You all gonna get raped now". Soon after Steve read it the helicopter started to malfunction. Everyone was tripping everywhere. Until we got our seat belts on, but when we did the chipmunk that turned out to be psychotic zombie chipmunks broke in through the pilots glass. They bit his flesh like butter. Chuck Norris was squirming and his blood splattered everywhere. That when DiDa jumped of his seat and started pounding on the little rotten fellows. He killed most of them. Suddenly the helicopter started spinning downwards and the surviving chipmunks died bitting DiDa. Unfortunately the spinning open the door and he fell three hitting the blades of the helicopter. All of his body had been made in to ground beef. This broke the blade. Brian was so traumatized about seeing so much blood spilled, that he grabbed my gun and blew his brains out. Bits of the brain hang from the ceilings dripping down on my shoulders. Steve grabbed the only parachute and jump down to an island. I grabbed Carla's hand and tell her everything's going to be fine and jump down with me... to be continued

Rook · January 14, 2015

This is funny!

I didn't like the ending though

WolfDesigns · January 14, 2015

This is funny!

I didn't like the ending though

It's supposed to be tragic, plus you died the the best way possible, by playing wack a mole and don't our favorite characters from the walking dead die

Rook · January 14, 2015

It's supposed to be tragic, plus you died the the best way possible, by playing wack a mole and don't our favorite characters from the walking dead die

You said DiDa wasn't me? It was a different character?