[Ended] 2x 8 Ball Pool Accounts Giveaway!

[Ichiryuu 197]

My joke is: how many dicks does dickbutt has

[Samer004 18]

Check

[darkera200 2]

-Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!

 

-I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!

 

-5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions

 

thats all I got tonight

[--Techarmor-- 5.1k]

Why does a fly has wings and can fly, but why does cows can't?

 

Answer:

 

Because if cows had wings and can fly, they might land on you and you might die

 

 

 

 

There is a castle, but that castle is so high. And there is a beautiful princess living their, but once you looked at her you will die because there are guards that will kill you if you looked at her.

 

How to look at her:

 

Then why not just drink a water on a bottle near the castle so you could look up and see the princess and not get killed

 

Updated January 5, 2016 by --Techarmor--

[mitosis 4.2k]

this is a tasty giveaway

 

  Updated January 5, 2016 by mitosis13

[Selim Ameur 2]

Ty

[swegmeister 1.6k]

I want

[bigthree 22]

thanks

the sheep on the  ship have a lot sheep with the ship toy  : ))))

[Mutaji 5]

i neeeeeeeeed

[Oxytyramine 42.4k]

Im in,

My joke:

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pus*y once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

Updated January 8, 2016 by FireCubes