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PeterZ replied to Kkura_Epyc's topic in Community Giveaways
1# Microwave is a hand gesture performed by a midget 2# -Are you well? -Yes. -No, you're a person. 3# *Police officer stops driver for speeding* -Do you know why I pulled you over? -No. -You were speeding. -Oh... -Can I see your license? -I don't have one. -Right. Can I see the proof of ownership of this car? -It's not my car. -Where's the owner? -I killed him, he's in the trunk. *Officer calls commissioner over* *As commissioner arrives officer leaves* -Is everything alright sir? -Yes, I'm fine, thank you. -Officer told me that you stole this car, killed it's owner, and don't even have a license. -Oh, those are lies. *Shows license, proof of ownership and empty trunk to the commissioner* -I bet he told you that I was speeding as well...