Decimation

1. How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? > A Brazilian 2. My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. > You should've seen her face as I drove pasta! 3. What kind of bagel can fly? > A plain bagel. 4. Where do animals go when their tails fall off? > The retail store. 5. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? > Because the p is silent. 6. What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1Forrest1 7. A magician was driving down the street… > Then he turned into a driveway.